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Joke of the Day

"Do not open is the most annoying clickbait title."

"IamA PC user who bought winrar AMA"

"Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him."

"I recently found out my blood type is A+ However, in my tests I only get B or less. Doesn't success run in my blood?"

"I accidentally swallowed some scrabble pieces. My next shit could spell disaster."

"I bet in hell you have to sleep in a hot bedroom with a pillow that never has a cool side."

"#I #love #how #you #hashtag #a #million #words #on #all #your #instagram #pics. #i #hope #you #get #your #period #in #a #sharktank."

"Cop: *looks at license* Says here you need glasses. Me: I have contacts. Cop: I don't care who you know, you're not getting out of this one."

"mmmm This chocolate speaks my language. Or it would, if it weren't being eaten. So. I guess it's probably horrified-screaming my language."

"So i just came back from a transformers convention... ...and boy, are my arms tires!"