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"A guy told a story about a creeper who got too close to him in /r/minecraft. It blew up. I'll show myself out."
"The filling in fortune cookies tastes like paper.."
"Two Police officers. Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says: ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."""
"you know your boobs are too damn big if the dog is stepping on them."
"Mickey Mouse ""Doc, my knees hurt!"" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney"
"Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock Who's there The chicken"
"How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!"
"Sometimes I crash parties in a swimsuit, and tell people I'm a Reverse Lifeguard keeping an eye on the land."
"What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"