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Joke of the Day
"No, I don't want to hang out at your house. Your pot to snacks ratio is all off."
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"Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas."
"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI"
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"Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end? It was unmiscible."
"Russell Crowe arrested for cannibalism After been asked by the judge did he have any regrets for eating the female victim, Russell shook his head and said he was ""Glad he ate 'er"""
"There's one nice thing about getting Alzheimers I'm making new friends every day!"
"What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids? Fire."
"A man died in a tragic skydiving accident. Some say he left an impact on the world."
"Man with premature ejaculation seeks understanding woman. Nevermind, I'm done."