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Joke of the Day

"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI"

"What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else? In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe."

"I commonly known for arguing over what gives an object weight Some people say I'm a mass debater"

"Women are like tornadoes... They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"Why did a Hispanic man rob a train? He had loco motives!"

"What do you call a hot fruit? A LAVA-Cado!"

"Teenager is on the verge of comiting suicide, calls the Suicide Line for help... Cops show up to help. They kill him so he doesn't commit suicide."

"I'm thinking about opening a veterinary clinic for female dogs with broken legs. Gonna call it ""Bitches Be Trippin"""

"There's so many political jokes on r/Jokes, I could build a wall out of them!"

"Two detectives are at a crime scene. They locate a briefcase that is vital evidence to the investigation. One of the detectives says to the other ""It's an open-and-shut case""."