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Joke of the Day

"""Oh, really?"" one man to another: A: ""You know, my daughter has married an Irishman"" B: ""Oh, really?"" A: ""No, O'Reilly"""

"What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ? Barium"

"There's no I in you. Yet."

"I met a guy with 5 penises... His pants fit him like a glove."

"Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away."

"I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!"

"I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture."

"NSFW What word starts with a 'C' and then ends with 'U-N-T'? ""Count"" you dumb cunt."

"The rape advice hotline hung up on me today... Apparently ""How do I stop them from blowing a rape whistle?"" wasn't a valid question"

"Chinese kid was born before the due date Parents named him Sudden Lee."