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Joke of the Day
"I met a guy with 5 penises... His pants fit him like a glove."
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"If you feel unsure about a new haircut, ask a man if it looks okay. But ask him many, many, many times. Never be satisfied with his answer."
"A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry sir' said a cashier 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto then?' asked the man."
"What does a drug addict like to do in their free time? Netflix and pills :D"
"what's the worst thing about being a black Jew? you gotta sit at the back of the oven"
"Archimedes law of bathing When your body immersed in water, the phone rings"
"Chanting ""I'm not creepy"" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy."
"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the evening. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Boolean Algebra You either know it or you don't."
"The White House is putting on a play adaptation of Modern Family. When asked which character he wanted to be, Obama said ""Uhhh...let me be Claire."""