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Joke of the Day
"Chinese kid was born before the due date Parents named him Sudden Lee."
Next Joke
"Q: Where do people who say ""shoot"" and ""darn"" go to? A: Heck"
"There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation."
"My wife thinks our sex life is boring and I get distracted easily.......... Well I Better get back to it...."
"Why the Xelerator is better than the Airblade... Dyson only makes products that suck."
"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."
"A guy called into work on his last day there and says, ""Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?"" ... ""I'm not coming into work this morning."
"If 9/10 people suffer from herpes.... Does that mean, the last one enjoys it?"
"Why do women have smaller feet than men? So that they can get closer to the sink."
"""Dad, I don't want to go visit Grandma"" ""Shut up, and keep digging"""