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Joke of the Day
"How is a woman like a condom? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!"
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"The one huge advantage of being dumb ... you never overthink things."
"what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them."
"What's red and black and scares women worldwide? Me in my red and black rape cape."
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.""...... Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Neighbor A combination of horse and pig"
"The only thing I can fix in this world tonight is another drink."
"No mushrooms, no chives. Bob Marley ordering a pizza."
"It's impossible to think about uptown funk without getting it stuck in your head... Don't believe me? Just watch!"
"*walks into son's room to find a recording of him snoring* Dear God *dials 911* Help, a wizard turned my son into a 90's cassette player"