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Joke of the Day

"My wife wanted one of those ""unique"" names for our son. So we named him Jason The 'J' sounds like 'Th'. The ""ason"" is silent. You add ""omas"" on the end."

"I wanna get on a taxi and after riding around a while without saying anything, tell the driver 'I killed myself on that bridge 2 years ago'"

"2001 A Space Odyssey 2 The spaceship returns HAL is just as uncooperative as ever. He never works. He becomes the basis for Windows 10."

"Walk into any flower shop and ask to see the chlamydias. That never gets old."

"Where is the Pokemon? Peek-a-chu!"

"If the camera really does add 10 pounds Do Ethiopian kids even exist?"

"What made the world stop being Blue? The new softcap limits"

"No one loves their kids equally. I use a curve system."

"Q: How did the artist paint a picture? A: Easel-y."