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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the paedophile comedian? Even when he's not joking, he's kidding."

"From my 9 year old: What do you and Tatooine have in common? You both have two sons\suns."

"I'm really glad they invented shampoo. imagine having to wash your hair with real poo?"

"Have you heard Julian Assange never spends more than 20 seconds in the restroom? Yeah, he's infamous for his quickieleaks."

"What do you call it when a midget realizes he's gay? Coming out of the cupboard."

"Ask me why I'm bad at telling jokes - ""why are you bad at telling jokes?"" - ...oh wait. Shit! ughh ... I fucked it up."

"NASA just released a statement that on Dec.21 at 4:30PM, it will start to get dark in New York City. They're calling it ""sunset""."

"What did the starving, homeless couple say to the nurse outside the abortion clinic? Fetus please."

"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? A weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is stoatally different!"

"Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding."