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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the paedophile comedian? Even when he's not joking, he's kidding."

"What is Lil Wayne's favorite food? Caesar salad"

"Why don't priests like people having sex while standing? It might lead to dancing"

"Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink? The Space Bar"

"Where does a toxicologist go to get the best possible education? A Poison Ivy League College."

"How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting? I (*commercial break*) can't (*commercial break*) understand (*commercial break*) your accent (*commercial break*)."

"My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);"

"What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself? A nISISist"

"*Takes gift wrapping paper to the counter* Her: Did you want to buy that? Me: No, I just wanted to hold it for a while."

"If an Italian could time travel, where would he go? To the Pasta."