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Joke of the Day
"Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack."
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"I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere."
"What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ? A brief case."
"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
"How do Asians name their babies? They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes."
"What does Canadian Fonzie say? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?"
"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."
"How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw."
"Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS3 in return."
"How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese? Because they have hundreds of Qins"