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Joke of the Day
"My tribal name is sleeps in the river... I was a bed-wetter"
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"What do you call a horny homosexual? Homorectus. Sorry"
"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."
"""I donno. America's Got Ghosts?"" -- someone in charge of a channel I probably pay $10 a year for and never watch."
"I was feeling depressed, so I drank some brandy and went to the gym That really lifted my spirits"
"They say you will eat around 23 spiders in your life, but really you can eat as many as you want. Treat yourself, you deserve it."
"Once you go black... You're a single mother."
"What did the perverted frog say? Rub-it!"
"Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot? One is small and the Other is small minded!"
"Come on, there has got to be at least one business like show business."