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Joke of the Day
"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."
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"When you have children yourself, you begin to understand what you owe your parents."
"A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: ""Man, you're a cheetah"" and the cheetah says: ""Naw man you're a lion""."
"The Venn diagram of ""stuff I was supposed to do today"" and ""stuff I did today"" is two separate circles and the second one is a pizza"
"People are like books. You can't judge them by appearance alone and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them."
"Q: Where do bees go on their day off? A: To the wax museum."
"Love means never having to say you're sorry. Wait, I confused ""love"" with ""being white, middle-class, and male."""
"I once found a used dildo in my house, i am still searching for more toys."
"What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon? A parsnip."
"What did the first cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"