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Joke of the Day

"I work at my stepfather's store. You think your boss is an asshole? Mine fucks my mom. - Cole Y."

"If one door closes and another one opens, seek help your house is haunted."

"Do you know why so many American kids die in high school massacres? It's because they're not allowed to run in the corridors."

"Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people? He needed places to hide the bodies."

"So Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) came out as gay ....I guess that's why all of their products suck dick."

"Where in the world is Comic Sans, Diego?"

"I tried to buy admission to the World-famous Knife Museum... ...but people kept cutting in line."

"I used to be a halogen Then I took a proton to the Ne."

"F*ck the zombie apocalypse, it's never going to happen. Worry about the f*cktard apocalypse, it's already upon us."

"Why does the chicken want to cross that road Because he wanted to reach the other side"