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Joke of the Day
"Joke What did the cup say to the mop"
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"yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell"
"Why cant the bike stand on its own? Because its two tired."
"What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin? ""LINE IT!"""
"What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm The sock under my bed"
"My eyebrows were just trimmed during my haircut so I'm officially 80."
"The worst thing about being told you got Alzheimer... Is it just doesn't happen the once."
"I used to be schizophrenic... but now we're ok."
"Say what you will against pedophiles, but at least... they drive slowly in school zones."
"First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !"