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Joke of the Day

"What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster? He hibernated in the summer."

"Yes! Great! Bravo! Hurrah! Yippee! Cheers! Hooray! Rah Rah! Woo Hoo! Whoopee! Awesome! - Excerpt from ""Fifty Shades of Yay!"""

"One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball."

"What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing? They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation."

"Wanna hear a joke? Donald trumps presidential candidacy."

"Why one's dick can be only 11 inches long? Because if it's longer, it's called a foot."

"[Jesus opens his fortune cookie] SOMEONE WILL BETRAY YOU ""Uh oh"" YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE 4 2 0 6 9 ""Haha nice!"""

"CSI is like Scooby-Doo for old people."

"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A."

"If two vegetarians are fighting... Is it still considered ""beef""?"