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Joke of the Day

"In hell, your socks are always wet"

"Why did god give women two sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time."

"I like to shave in front of my car's side view mirrors every morning. that way, I can get a closer shave than it appears."

"The login input fields spend the night at a hotel. Password stays for breakfast. Username checks out."

"You know why I hate rape jokes? You have to listen to them whether you want to or not"

"Emmy Awards In the U.S., your program has to win an Emmy. In the U.K., programme already has one."

"So my cousin has bieber fever... Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome."

"SOFT HIT......... A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink."

"iFunny Like Hack [This post was swallowed by a black hole]"

"What's the worst game to give someone who has OCD and anxiety issues. Perfection."