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"In hell, your socks are always wet"
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"[job interview] ""Tell me one of your weaknesses"" I can be very stubborn ""Will you please elaborate?"" I will not"
"The future is now An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon. He called it the boba FET."
"What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children? One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts."
"Screwdriver walks into a bar Bartender says hey man we have a drink named after you? The screwdriver asks ""you have a drink named Steve?"""
"How do you make an elephant fly? First, you get a great big zipper..."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Aargh you think it would be but it's the sea"
"Finally nailed my girlfriend and her twin last night You know how I tell them apart? Her brother has a mustache."
"Carrying a warm burrito in the big front pocket of my sweatshirt is the closest I'll ever come to understanding motherhood."
"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off."