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Joke of the Day
"Two aquatic mammals just broke up. They wanted to sea otter people."
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"What does Belathor call his balls? His treasures."
"""Bitches be crazy."" -dog therapist"
"My wife and I do it doggy-style... ...she plays dead and I beg. -Dan Chopin"
"I am genuinely terrified of my Biology Professor I heard he has a lot of skeletons in his closet"
"What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry? A chemystery."
"You know what they say about amnesia... No, really. Do you know?"
"Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work? Well, it worked with the slaves."
"What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant? Mariah Curry"
"What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls? They don't have a pilots license."