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Joke of the Day

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"What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? Infanticider."

"Amazingly, this sentence contains all letters of the alphabet djkquvwxz"

"If you had to describe your sex life with a famous historical quote Mine would be 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman' - Bill Clinton"

"i wish my grandmother was alive to see the iPad air her mind would have been absolutely BLOWN AWAY. she loved her gen 4 iPad."

"What I say: Play outside. What my kid hears: Find a spot in the yard where I can't see you so I constantly imagine you've been kidnapped."

"It's ironic that pregnant people have to order virgin drinks."

"Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps? It's the only way they can get a string of dates."

"Q: What happens when two snails fight? A: They slug it out."

"We Played the Guessing Game Mom: What did you do at school today? Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam? Mark: That's right."