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Joke of the Day
"Q: What happens when two snails fight? A: They slug it out."
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"So I was out for a walk with my Grandpa... My grandpa had altzhiemer's disease, and we were going for a little walk when all of the sudden....... (Classic comedy)"
"Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, you have to say ""Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."""
"R.I.P boiled water... You will be mist"
"Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together."
"Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?"
"Say what you will about Hitler, but the guy did kill Hitler."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken"
"[high school reunion] Amanda: wow, you haven't changed a bit me: [covered in acne and wearing faded Pokemon shirt]: yeah I know"
"Relax white people, black people have the ""N"" word. But we still have words like ""Yacht"", and sayings like ""thanks for the warning officer""."