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Joke of the Day
"What do jedhi's and rape have in common? ... They both use the force"
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"""Bear with me"" -A Russian bear trainer"
"*proposes to girlfriend, accidentally dropping the ring in the ocean* ""I'll still marry you"" No. I'm married to the sea now *dives in*"
"ME: I'll sleep on it. MATTRESS SALESMAN: Ok. ME: So wrap it up. I'd like to sleep on it tonight. MATTRESS SALESMAN: Oh, you want the... ok."
"Badly built roofs... Are exactly why I have truss issues"
"Why are black people afraid to fall asleep? The last black person that had a dream got shot!"
"It's too bad National Constipation Day isn't more well-known... ...because currently, no one gives a shit."
"It's funny how your tweets are funnier now that I know you're hot. -everyone on Twitter"
"PAROLE BOARD: And what would you do if released? ME: Crimes. PB: Excuse me? ME: *leans into mic* RHYMES. I'M SUPER INTO POETRY NOW."
"I threw a boomerang a few years ago I now live in constant fear"