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Joke of the Day
"What did the right nut say to the left nut? This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!"
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"Why did the Turkey join the band? because he had two Drumsticks."
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"I told my wife that I am helping create jobs in the economy. I left a dish in the sink and told her she now has a job to do."
"Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom."
"As a kid my mom always told me to be loud like Helen Keller. I never thought of the fact that she was blind, deaf, and dumb."
"Well..I updated my status...offended someone. Was deleted from their friend list...Yep..My work here is done "
"My girlfriend says I'm an idiot with money. But I'm tellin' ya, she's wrong! I'm an idiot with no money!"
"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA! [this user has been jailed]"