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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock! (Who's there?) Not Abe Vigoda."
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"What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin"
"It's ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can't see how stupid they look."
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. http://imgur.com/kG9MROJ"
"""This sausage is the best!"" She said ""No,"" replied the German, ""it is the wurst!"""
"My wife always compliments me after an argument. ""I couldn't have married a bigger d!ck"""
"Found an eyelash on my pizza. Wished for more pizza."
"Confucius say... Man who walks everyday barefoot will have a tough sole"
"Women are good politicians... Because they know how to introduce bills in the house."
"If you're getting annoyed, you might throw up your hands out of frustration. If you're a cannibal, you might throw up someone else's hands out of your stomach."