142061

Joke of the Day

"My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice... I can't seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch line."

Next Joke
 
"Just saw Elle Fanning. I was blown away."
"Chicks love guys with tattoos cuz it means they're willing to commit to something stupid for the rest of their lives..."
"A guy walks into a grocery store... And buys groceries."
"can't now.. having an heated argument with my toaster."
"What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met."
"I had to put my dog down last night He's just too darn heavy to carry around anymore."
"Made yah look."
"Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black."
"Does anyone need an ark? I noah guy!"