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Joke of the Day
"I had to put my dog down last night He's just too darn heavy to carry around anymore."
Next Joke
"I just sneezed so hard that I'm now two seconds in the future."
"I submitted ten puns to a contest once hoping to win But no pun in ten did."
"Parallel lines have so much in common It's a shame they'll never meet!"
"If I worked for the tribune... ... do you think I'd make the papers?"
"There are only 2 kinds of Priest: There are the ones who masturbate and Liars."
"Never hire a guy with big muscles They move things around all day to look good, but don't actually do anything"
"good dancer:D :D hahah Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Holocaust Joke How does a German guy pick up a hot Jewish girl? With a dustpan and a broom."
"What did one fly say to the other? 'your man is down'"