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"The boss is telling his workers a dumb joke... ...and every worker is laughing except one. The boss asks that one worker: ""Why are you not laughing?"" ""Cos I'm quitting today."""
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"This popped into my head when I was half asleep. Figured I'd share. What does a Sparkle magazine model call her g-spot? Her glitterus"
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"If the final comments of your speech last 45 minutes, please don't preface them with ""and lastly""."
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes ? No idea :)"
"What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron? Purple circle. /r/thebutton"