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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes ? No idea :)"

"A vampire masturbating into a mirror. You didn't see that coming."

"Try saying ""I heaven this order"" three times. Nothing wrong if you do :)"

"In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki (Joke above)"

"How do you spot an attention whore on reddit? [-]"

"The first 2 slices of pizza cure depression and the last 14 bring it right back."

"What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? ""Yum Yum."""

"You know how to tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick taste like blood."

"What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one? One of them is purple"

"There was a guy at the basketball court He tried to make a shot in the fog. He mist."