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Joke of the Day

"Me and my twin brother are always finishing each others sentences. The prison wardens are none the wiser."

"What do rocket scientists say about a task that is relatively easy? It's no social skills!"

"What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown-chichen-Brown-cow"

"My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas I dont know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since"

"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."

"Reddit's post limit reminds me of the Cleveland Show 1 joke every 10 minutes."

"New study shows AMAZING new way to cut down on clickbait! Well, that wasn't it..."

"Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat."

"Motion to rename biological clock ""restless egg syndrome."""

"Working at the aluminum recycling plant is the saddest job I've ever had... ... It's just soda pressing."