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Joke of the Day
"Get two dogs and name them 'one' and 'two'. Because if one runs away, you'll still have two."
Next Joke
"Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates? His primary philosophical viewpoint is ""eeeeehhh"""
"What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz? Get to the back of the oven..."
"I found an ant in the men's restroom. Why an Aunt? I can understand why an Uncle would be in there."
"A party without Vodka is just a meeting."
"Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack."
"I Like my slaves how i like my coffee............ Free"
"Did you hear about the hippy that drowned at the beach? Apparently he was too far out."
"{after you tell me about your horrible, yet life altering near-death experience} ""Have you seen my charger?"""
"Really wanted the day off, so I texted my boss... ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" I'm not coming in this morning. (I got some time off now)"