206012
Joke of the Day
"Get two dogs and name them 'one' and 'two'. Because if one runs away, you'll still have two."
Next Joke
"When you lose one sense other senses are enhanced... that's why if you lose your sense of humor your sense of asshole is enhanced."
"Highlighter pens are the future... Mark my words"
"Everything happens for a reason; unfortunately, sometimes the reason is you."
"Who was the most active of the chinese khanes? Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day"
"I just ordered the wrong meat it was a misteak"
"Witnessed the birth of my cousin's first child... She said we should've used a condom"
"This kitty has really overstayed its welcome. All hello and no goodbye."
"I hate it when TV shows say they contain ""adult situations"" but then don't show anyone going to a job they hate, and paying their bills."
"What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights? The Que Que Que."