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Joke of the Day
"The worst restaurant in the world is ""wherever you wanna go is fine with me."""
Next Joke
"That which does not kill me... should run."
"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You house back, your wife back, your dog back, your truck back..."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the Freezer"
"Whether you love him or hate him... ...Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years."
"What do we want? A CURE FOR PARANOIA When do we want it? WHO WANTS TO KNOW"
"Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over? HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES"
"My coworker said my clothes looked gay. I responded with ""Well they did come out of the closet today."""
"What do landfills and hookers have in common? Uncovered loads cost double"