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Joke of the Day

"I'm not an observant Jew. You might even say I'm an oblivious Jew."

"I want to take my dream girl on a traction engine ride Things will get steamy pretty quickly."

"What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom? The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2."

"If Britney Spears can get through 2007 you can get through school..."

"*gives ex wife's next door neighbour a drum kit for Christmas*"

"A dark, dark joke What's the difference between molestation and rape? You remember rape"

"How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !"

"What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines? They both think they can fly."

"I wanted to shave my testicles... But I didn't have the balls."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints"