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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the sprinkler that tried to spray a man in the eye? It completely mist!"
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"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan!"
"Britain just left the EU! But they'll be alright... After all, you always lose a few pounds after a break up."
"Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give a man another fish, ""Hey man where's that fish I gave you Monday? YOU ATE IT?! IT WAS A PET!!"""
"Whats the difference between a joke and 2 dicks. You cant take a joke"
"I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme ""This I can handle."""
"Life is like a box of chocolates .... ... It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"
"""Come on now, I'm sure that Megatron isn't such a bad guy when you get to know him..."" - Optimist Prime."
"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi."