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Joke of the Day
"If we're all Gods children... ...what's so special about Jesus?"
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"I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it"
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"After working for 24 hours straight... I called it a day."
"Doctor Doctor I keep dreaming of bats creepy-crawlies demons ghosts monsters vampires werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?"
"Sex Joke So an egg walked up to a sperm and said, ""You cum here often."""
"Scientists Have Isolated a Single Unit of Potato and Taught it to Use 4chan They've named the project Channing Tatum."
"What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !"
"What do you hear when a sheep blows up? Sis boom baa ~Carnac"
"Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions."