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Joke of the Day
"Sex Joke So an egg walked up to a sperm and said, ""You cum here often."""
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"""And make it obvious."" -what I assume some ladies getting plastic surgery say"
"Some say cheetahs are the fastest animal at 60 mph. Not true. Dogs have been clocked at 18,000 mph when the Soviets launched one into space."
"How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Whatever it says in the book."
"I wonder what the people in the plane on 9/11 were going through... A BUILDING!!!"
"What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire? The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it."
"Soccer manager fired for mistake ""Whoops wrong sub"" - Manager"
"I hate reality shows. Like this one, for instance, called ""The News."""
"Murderer: IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU Me: wow your hands are so soft Murderer: omg really Me: [caresses his hands] what moisturizer do you use"
"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere."