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Joke of the Day

"Maybe you owe the rhythm some money and that's why it's trying to get you. WE DON'T KNOW!"

"They asked if I wear boxers or briefs.... Depends"

"Some people like instant gratification but I prefer mine brewed slowly from freshly ground gratification beans"

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? ....because he's married."

"Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf"

"Great Insults A letter from teacher to parent:Dear parent,Kamal doesn't smel nice in class.Please try to bathe him.Parent answer:Dear teacher,Kamal is not a rose.Don't smell him.Teach him."

"Why can't you make fun of Steve Jobs' death? ... Because it's not PC"

"Guess what? Chicken butt"

"If I had a dime for every time I quoted the movie Blazing Saddles... I would have a shitload of dimes."

"Roses are red... Roses are red, here's something new, violets are violet, not fucking blue!!! (Found this in a youtube comment a while back ago. Unfourtunately I can't remember where.)"