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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red... Roses are red, here's something new, violets are violet, not fucking blue!!! (Found this in a youtube comment a while back ago. Unfourtunately I can't remember where.)"

"How far can you run into the woods? Halfway, any further and you're running out."

"What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable? I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo."

"Two satellite antennas decided to get married The wedding was ok. But the reception was amazing!"

"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."

"Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke."

"Tell the dude at Starbucks your name is Poison Coffee, and when he calls your name, fall out of your chair onto the floor."

"Clothes make the man. Indonesian children make the clothes."

"Why was a missile looking for a job? Because it got fired!"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a Land Mine. Absolutely nothing."