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Joke of the Day
"Guess what? Chicken butt"
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"[Going through customs] Anything to declare, sir? 1...2... Sir, what are you 3...4...I declare a thumb war! Oh bring it on *misses flight*"
"What do you call a stable poop? Sturdy."
"I've just found a mole on my shoulder. I don't know how he got out of the garden but he's cute."
"r/worldnews right now (Removed)"
"Courtesy of my 8-year-old : Knock knock Who's there Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!"
"I would have got the Google Glass but I don't have $1500 or any desire to strap the internet to my face."
"Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you're a jerk!"
"Boobs are proof that guys can pay attention to two things at once"
"Get an attack dog, name it Anxiety, laugh and laugh and laugh at Anxiety attacks."