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Joke of the Day
"Why are gametes so popular? Because sex sells!"
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"Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words."
"so a comedian is sent out in war he ends up doing puns of damage to the enemy"
"This could just be the coffee talking but AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *lights car on fire*"
"Did you hear about the incest convention? Every mother-fucker was there!"
"What's big, green and cries in the corner? The Incredible Sulk"
"What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant..."
"hey you all"
"What's the difference between a black person and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"
"I'm writing a book on procrastination I'm only on page 1 sadly"