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"In RL I'm a car salesman. Which means its my job to know how many bodies fit in the trunk of a car officer. This is all work related."
"That's not what he meant!"
"When a girl tells you she has a nipple piercing, the correct response is always ""I don't believe you."""
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."
"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather. Not screaming and flailing about, like his passengers."
"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"
"And the Lord said unto John; 'Come forth and you shall receive eternal life.' ...But John came fifth and he won a toaster."
"Unfortunate sign in discount warehouse near a retirement community: Shop till you drop!"
"Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it? because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*"