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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the incest convention? Every mother-fucker was there!"

"Since It's summer here's a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey"

"IDK Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"Tried to take my girlfriend to get a physical.... ...they kept turning me away saying ""sir, this is a palm reader"""

"Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way."

"I don't have a penis April Fools"

"Why did the rancher vivisect his daughter? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He wanted to reverse cowgirl."

"This woman asked me if I had ever been in a stable relationship. I told her that I wasn't into livestock."

"What's the hardest part of burning a church? My dick."

"I don't know why I still tell ""just the tip"" jokes. I'm not even that into them."