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"A man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, ""Sir, you have to stop masturbating."" The man asks, ""Why, doc?"" And the doctor replies, ""Because I'm examining you!"""
"The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick... It's two chicks fighting over a pair of shoes."
"I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Ruberto."
"Amazon Prime is probably the least threatening of all the Transformers."
"I wish I could go like Saddam Hussein did. Hanging out with his people"
"Accidentally walked into the women's bathroom, went ahead and peed sitting down so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone."
"When I'm not standing up or laying down, I have a seizure If I sit, I fit."
"16 year olds can vote in Scotland. That's ok because they've been drinking since they were 9 and understand disillusionment."