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Joke of the Day
"I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"
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"A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party."
"What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common? They got into Yale."
"What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black? Rap Music"
"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"The Chinese police made an arrest today, but he wasn't charged. They arrested the Wong man."
"What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar? They thought it was called ""The Leo Movie""."
"What crime was committed against the coffee? He was mugged."
"Wife: ""Do you think of me when you're away darling?"" Husband: ""Yes honey I always bare you in mind."""
"OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?"