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Joke of the Day
"Amazon Prime is probably the least threatening of all the Transformers."
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"Something I like to do when I'm voting is tell to turn to the person at the stall next to me and whisper, ""What did you put for number 3?"""
"My girlfriend is sick of me pretending that I'm a transformer. Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a transformer. I'm leaving you."" Me: ""No baby wait, I can change..."""
"What do you call two physicians? Paradox."
"A man was asked to choose between killing an executioner and the man who rented him the noose and electric chair. He chose the lessor of two evils."
"Why was Jesus not born in Australia? Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin."
"A friend told me that I don't understand irony... ... which is ironic, because I was was waiting for a bus at the time. -- Alanis Morissette (not really)"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"You know what's cool? 0C"
"What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog? All of them are adopted"