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Joke of the Day
"Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry? cos sin"
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"I put a Justin Bieber's song as my alarm tone and it works wonders cuz I wake up before it goes off so I don't have to listen to that shit."
"My moral compass just spins."
"What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary? He got a way with words."
"How to legalize animal poaching ? Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'Neak Up On It."
"What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ? A baked potato"
"Who was the last President of China? Yes he was."
"What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal."
"So I'm in line at the ATM. And the old woman in front of me asked me to help her check her balance.. So I pushed her over"