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Joke of the Day
"How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Literally dozens."
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"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands it's the police. I need friends."
"Kiwis are just lemons that forgot to shave."
"My friend had a failed suicide. I told him not to hang his head about it."
"What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11? One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy"
"What shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans"
"Mexican Magician A Mexican magician was known for his vanishing act. He would drape a sheet over his head and count: ""Uno! Dos!""...........POOF! the sheet fell flat. He was gone without a Tres."
"baseball i was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit me."
"Jesus has been living in my heart for years... ...and I still haven't received one rent check! No wonder they call him king of the Jews..."
"Venison... is dear."