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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day and all they had was a dog. It was a shihtzu."

"There was a sailor on a ship that was discovered to be gay. When the others found out they tossed him off."

"What's Nigel Thornberry's favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins."

"Having sex at work is alright As long as you don't work at a daycare"

"Did you guys see that episode of Finding Bigfoot last night? [SPOILERS] They didn't find Bigfoot."

"Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? because they're both stuck up cunts"

"How bad is the economy? Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs."

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman knew his parents before they were shot."

"I'm thinking about going on a day trip but I just don't know where to get the LSD"

"A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate."