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Joke of the Day
"A sitar solo so complex and mind melting that the one guy who knows what a sitar is claps"
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"My boss told me to have a good day... So I went home."
"A polish guy goes to the ophthalmologist Doctor: Can you read this? C Z J W I N O S T A W C Z Polish: Read? I know that guy!"
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Bought online."
"Man hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass Doctors describe his condition as stable"
"My boss just said, ""Everyone dies alone."" I told him, ""you don't have to die alone, just get in your car and aim for a school bus."""
"Santa came last night. Oh god.... it's everywhere :("
"Apparently everyone was too high in the 70's when Grease came out to notice that every ""student"" at Rydell High looked like they were 35"
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat it until she starts again."
"Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday"