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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat it until she starts again."
Next Joke
"I lost my virginity. Can't remember a thing, my pussy hurts and there is a used condom on the floor. Last thing I remember was seeing Bill Cosby in the bar."
"What is a south Koreans favorite fruit? An impeach."
"I've got good news and bad news... GOOD NEWS: Hillary lost the presidency BAD NEWS: Trump won the presidency"
"Why is Hillary running for president? Because it's easier than running from law enforcement"
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!"
"The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out."
"Did you hear about the redneck family campout? It was fucking intense"
"What did the chill pigeon say? coo. coo."
"I often break into song The keys are so well hidden"