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Joke of the Day
"Who would steal an artificial leg? I'm stumped."
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"A blonde was watching the news and saw that two Brazilian skydivers died in a horrific accident. She responds with, ""two Brazilian? Is that more than a billion?""."
"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep, that's how you wash a cup."
"What business is King Kong in? Monkey business."
"Got an IPad from my black friend... And it runs faster."
"What do you tell your bird when it doesn't want to urinate? Pee cock!"
"What did one gay man say to the other gay man in the gay bar? Stand up and I'll push your stool in. Yeah it's gross."
"I hope I never meet the girl of my dreams because she's a thirty foot half witch half crocodile who chases me endlessly through darkness."
"""A Walk Among the Tombstones"" could just as well be a TV serial... ... It has so many parts."
"What are the three words women hate to hear during sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""