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Joke of the Day

"I got thrown out of the topless bar today... I felt like a boob..."

"I'm Indian but not ""able to read sanskrit"" Indian so slow down there Raj, aside from the heart eye emojis I have no idea wtf your DM means."

"Fun Fact: You can edit and crop a selfie so that we aren't able to see the cataclysmic disaster of dirty clothes in the background!"

"I want the leaves in my yard to leaf Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spruce it up a bit."

"Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun but at least you get to push them around."

"What is the most heinous, disgusting, perverse, NSFW joke that you know?"

"What kind of a joke does a black person not get? Dadjokes"

"what did the angry German man say when he was asked to count to 10? NEIN!!!"

"What's black and can't swim? A microwave oven."

"[stand-up comic bombing] Comic: I guess I can tell you my joke about ghosts Audience: BOOOOOO! Comic: Oh ok you've heard that one before."