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Joke of the Day

"What kind of a joke does a black person not get? Dadjokes"

"The Illuminati doesn't scare me They never even kill anyo"

"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? [NSFW] A pick pocket snatches watches."

"GENIE: you have 3 wishes ME: i wish for one more wish G: um...ok...your wish is granted. you now have 3 wishes M: aweso- wait, what"

"A great way to de-stress is to get in a car & drive til ur in a new town & ur name is Geoff. Doesnt matter if ur a boy or girl, ur Geoff now"

"I used to have a bird called ""Stockholm syndrome"" who lived on my shoulder. I used to hate the bastard, but in the end, he grew on me."

"Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men."

"Fake moms- 'I never want to be away from my children' Real moms- 'You drop that pizza, I'll put you up for adoption'"

"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his sister is dead."

"Funny one liner if the purpose of technology is to make our lives easier, then i need a ""voice-based-auto-adjustable-underwear""."